Diary – Caitlin Moran

NASA Says Aliens Probably Exist and Honestly Fair Enough

By Red Carpet ManagementPosted on April 8, 2026Posted in Caitlin Moran, Diary

Caitlin Moran reacts to the universe being confirmed too large for us to be the only disaster Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat NASA has announced the universe is too big for humans to be the only mistake in it. The space chief says the odds of aliens are pretty high and the odds of … Read more

Caitlin Read About the Houthis and Had to Immediately Eat a Wheel of Brie

By Red Carpet ManagementPosted on April 8, 2026Posted in Caitlin Moran, Diary

When the News Goes Beyond Camembert You Need Something Structural Caitlin’s Diary: The Cheese Escalation Protocol Dairy-based coping strategies from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. There is a scale of news severity that I measure in cheese. Minor political embarrassment: a sliver of cheddar, room temperature. Mid-level geopolitical lunacy: a full Camembert, baked, with … Read more

I Read the News and Then Had to Eat an Entire Cheese Board to Recover

By Red Carpet ManagementPosted on April 8, 2026Posted in Caitlin Moran, Diary

Dispatches From a Woman Who Finds Everything Both Funny and Exhausting Caitlin’s Diary: The Cheese Board as Political Statement Brought to you by Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat, the publications that understand cheese as a coping mechanism. I read four news stories before 8am and then I had to eat an entire Camembert. This … Read more

Hunt the Thimble Is How Britain Has Always Run Its Foreign Policy

By Red Carpet ManagementPosted on April 8, 2026Posted in Caitlin Moran, Diary

Caitlin Moran on the Game of Thimble, Hide and Seek America, and the Nation’s Fondness for Vague Objectives Diary of Caitlin Moran, Prat.uk | Robust opinions via Bohiney Magazine Tuesday Part Two: The Thimble, the Seeking, and the Strategic Ambiguity I have been thinking about Hunt the Thimble all morning and I have concluded that … Read more

Britain Does Not Need a National Villain It Needs a National Sit-Down

By Red Carpet ManagementPosted on April 8, 2026Posted in Caitlin Moran, Diary

Caitlin Moran on Prince Andrew, Piers Morgan, and the Nation’s Exhausting Habit of Casting Baddies Diary of Caitlin Moran, Prat.uk | Opinions, delivered firmly via Bohiney Magazine Tuesday: On Britain’s Villain Habit and Why We Should Stop Do we really need a national villain? asks The London Prat. I have thought about this carefully. The … Read more

NASA Says Aliens Probably Exist and Honestly Fair Enough

By Red Carpet ManagementPosted on April 8, 2026Posted in Caitlin Moran, Diary

Caitlin Moran reacts to the universe being confirmed too large for us to be the only disaster Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat NASA has announced the universe is too big for humans to be the only mistake in it. The space chief says the odds of aliens are pretty high and the odds of […]

Caitlin Read About the Houthis and Had to Immediately Eat a Wheel of Brie

By Red Carpet ManagementPosted on April 8, 2026Posted in Caitlin Moran, Diary

When the News Goes Beyond Camembert You Need Something Structural Caitlin’s Diary: The Cheese Escalation Protocol Dairy-based coping strategies from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. There is a scale of news severity that I measure in cheese. Minor political embarrassment: a sliver of cheddar, room temperature. Mid-level geopolitical lunacy: a full Camembert, baked, with […]

I Read the News and Then Had to Eat an Entire Cheese Board to Recover

By Red Carpet ManagementPosted on April 8, 2026Posted in Caitlin Moran, Diary

Dispatches From a Woman Who Finds Everything Both Funny and Exhausting Caitlin’s Diary: The Cheese Board as Political Statement Brought to you by Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat, the publications that understand cheese as a coping mechanism. I read four news stories before 8am and then I had to eat an entire Camembert. This […]

Hunt the Thimble Is How Britain Has Always Run Its Foreign Policy

By Red Carpet ManagementPosted on April 8, 2026Posted in Caitlin Moran, Diary

Caitlin Moran on the Game of Thimble, Hide and Seek America, and the Nation’s Fondness for Vague Objectives Diary of Caitlin Moran, Prat.uk | Robust opinions via Bohiney Magazine Tuesday Part Two: The Thimble, the Seeking, and the Strategic Ambiguity I have been thinking about Hunt the Thimble all morning and I have concluded that […]

Britain Does Not Need a National Villain It Needs a National Sit-Down

By Red Carpet ManagementPosted on April 8, 2026Posted in Caitlin Moran, Diary

Caitlin Moran on Prince Andrew, Piers Morgan, and the Nation’s Exhausting Habit of Casting Baddies Diary of Caitlin Moran, Prat.uk | Opinions, delivered firmly via Bohiney Magazine Tuesday: On Britain’s Villain Habit and Why We Should Stop Do we really need a national villain? asks The London Prat. I have thought about this carefully. The […]